CHAPTER VII
BEAULIEU
Beautiful as it might be and fashionable as it might be, Morris did
not find Beaulieu very entertaining; indeed, in an unguarded moment he
confessed to Mary that he "hated the hole." Even the steam launch in
which they went for picnics did not console him, fond though he was of
the sea; while as for Monte Carlo, after his third visit he was heard
to declare that if they wanted to take him there again it must be in
his coffin.
The Colonel did not share these views. He was out for a holiday, and
he meant to enjoy himself. To begin with, there was the club at Nice,
where he fell in with several old comrades and friends. Then, whom
should he meet but Lady Rawlins: once, for a little while in the
distant past, they had been engaged; until suddenly the young lady, a
beauty in her day, jilted him in favour of a wealthy banker of Hebraic
origin. Now, many years after, the banker was aged, violent, and
uncomely, habitually exceeded in his cups, and abused his wife before
the servants. So it came about that to the poor woman the Colonel's
courteous, if somewhat sarcastic, consolations were really very
welcome. It pleased him also to offer them. The jilting he had long
ago forgiven indeed, he blessed her nightly for having taken that view
of her obligations, seeing that Jane Millet, as she was then, however
pretty her face may once have been, had neither fortune nor
connections.
"Yes, my dear Jane," he said to her confidentially one afternoon, "I
assure you I often admire your foresight. Now, if you had done the
other thing, where should we have been to-day? In the workhouse, I
imagine."
"I suppose so," answered Lady Rawlins, meekly, and suppressing a sigh,
since for the courtly and distinguished Colonel she cherished a
sentimental admiration which actually increased with age; "but you
didn't always think like that, Richard." Then she glanced out of the
window, and added: "Oh, there is Jonah coming home, and he looks so
cross," and the poor lady shivered.
The Colonel put up his eyeglass and contemplated Jonah through the
window. He was not a pleasing spectacle. A rather low-class Hebrew who
calls himself a Christian, of unpleasant appearance and sinister
temper, suffering from the effects of lunch, is not an object to be
loved.
"Ah, I see," said the Colonel. "Yes, Sir Jonah ages, doesn't he? as,
indeed, we do all of us," and he glanced at the lady's spreading
proportions. Then he went on. "You really should persuade him to be
tidier in his costume, Jane; his ancestral namesake could scarcely
have looked more dishevelled after his sojourn with the whale. Well,
it is a small failing; one can't have everything, and on the whole,
with your wealth and the rest, you have been a very fortunate woman."
"Oh, Richard, how can you say so?" murmured the wretched Lady Rawlins,
as she took the hand outstretched in farewell. For Jonah in large
doses was more than the Colonel could stomach.
Indeed, as the door closed behind him she wiped away a tear,
whispering to herself: "And to think that I threw over dear Richard in
order to marry that--that--yes, I will say it--that horror!"
Meanwhile, as he strolled down the street, beautifully dressed, and
still looking very upright and handsome--for he had never lost his
figure--the Colonel was saying to himself:
"Silly old woman! Well, I hope that by now she knows the difference
between a gentleman and a half-Christianised, money-hunting, wine-
bibbing Jew. However, she's got the fortune, which was what she
wanted, although she forgets it now, and he's got a lachrymose, stout,
old party. But how beautiful she used to be! My word, how beautiful
she used to be! To go to see her now is better than any sermon; it is
an admirable moral exercise."
To Lady Rawlins also the Colonel's visits proved excellent moral
exercises tinged with chastenings. Whenever he went away he left
behind him some aphorism or reflection filled with a wholesome bitter.
But still she sought his society and, in secret, adored him.
In addition to the club and Lady Rawlins there were the tables at
Monte Carlo, with their motley company, which to a man of the world
could not fail to be amusing. Besides, the Colonel had one weakness--
sometimes he did a little gambling, and when he played he liked to
play fairly high. Morris accompanied him once to the "Salles de jeu,"
and--that was enough. What passed there exactly, could never be got
out of him, even by Mary, whose sense of humour was more than
satisfied with the little comedies in progress about her, no single
point of which did she ever miss.
Only, funny as she might be in her general feebleness, and badly as
she might have behaved in some distant past, for Lady Rawlins she felt
sorry. Her kind heart told Mary that this unhappy person also
possessed a heart, although she was now stout and on the wrong side of
middle age. She was aware, too, that the Colonel knew as much, and his
scientific pin-pricks and searings of that guileless and unprotected
organ struck her as little short of cruel. None the less so, indeed,
because the victim at the stake imagined that they were inflicted in
kindness by the hand of a still tender and devoted friend.
"I hope that I shan't quarrel with my father-in-law," reflected Mary
to herself, after one of the best of these exhibitions; "he's got an
uncommonly long memory, and likes to come even. However, I never
shall, because he's afraid of me and knows that I see through him."
Mary was right. A very sincere respect for her martial powers when
roused ensured perfect peace between her and the Colonel. With his
son, however, it was otherwise. Even in this age of the Triumph of the
Offspring parents do exist who take advantage of their sons' strict
observance of the Fifth Commandment. It is easy to turn a man into a
moral bolster and sit upon him if you know that an exaggerated sense
of filial duty will prevent him from stuffing himself with pins. So it
came about that Morris was sometimes sat upon, especially when the
Colonel was suffering from a bad evening at the tables; well out of
sight and hearing of Mary, be it understood, who on such occasions was
apt to develop a quite formidable temper.
It is over this question of the tables that one of these domestic
differences arose which in its results brought about the return of the
Monks to Monksland. Upon a certain afternoon the Colonel asked his son
to accompany him to Monte Carlo. Morris refused, rather curtly,
perhaps.
"Very well," replied the Colonel in his grandest manner. "I am sure I
do not wish for an unwilling companion, and doubtless your attention
is claimed by affairs more important than the according of your
company to a father."
"No," replied Morris, with his accustomed truthfulness; "I am going
out sea-fishing, that is all."
"Quite so. Allow me then to wish good luck to your fishing. Does Mary
accompany you?"
"No, I think not; she says the boat makes her sick, and she can't bear
eels."
"So much the better, as I can ask for the pleasure of her society this
afternoon."
"Yes, you can ask," said Morris, suddenly turning angry.
"Do you imply, Morris, that the request will be refused?"
"Certainly, father; if I have anything to do with it."
"And might I inquire why?"
"Because I won't have Mary taken to that place to mix with the people
who frequent it."
"I see. This is exclusiveness with a vengeance. Perhaps you consider
that those unholy doors should be shut to me also."
"I have no right to express an opinion as to where my father should or
should not go; but if you ask me, I think that, under all the
circumstances, you would do best to keep away."
"The circumstances! What circumstances?"
"Those of our poverty, which leaves us no money to risk in gambling."
Then the Colonel lost all control of his temper, as sometimes happened
to him, and became exceedingly violent and unpleasant. What he said
does not matter; let it suffice that the remarks were of a character
which even headstrong men are accustomed to reserve for the benefit of
their women-folk and other intimate relations.
Attracted by the noise, which was considerable, Mary came in to find
her uncle marching up and down the room vituperating Morris, who, with
quite a new expression upon his face--a quiet, dogged kind of
expression--was leaning upon the mantel-piece and watching him.
"Uncle," began Mary, "would you mind being a little quieter? My father
is asleep upstairs, and I am afraid that you will wake him."
"I am sorry, my dear, very sorry, but there are some insults that no
man with self-respect can submit to, even from a son."
"Insults! insults!" Mary repeated, opening her blue eyes; then,
looking at him with a pained air: "Morris, why do you insult your
father?"
"Insult?" he replied. "Then I will tell you how. My father wanted to
take you to play with him at Monte Carlo this afternoon and I said
that you shouldn't go. That's the insult."
"You observe, my dear," broke in the Colonel, "that already he treats
you as one having authority."
"Yes," said Mary, "and why shouldn't he? Now that my father is so weak
who am I to obey if not Morris?"
"Oh, well, well," said the Colonel, diplomatically beginning to cool,
for he could control his temper when he liked. "Everyone to their
taste; but some matters are so delicate that I prefer not to discuss
them," and he looked round for his hat.
By this time, however, the cyclonic condition of things had affected
Mary also, and she determined that he should not escape so easily.
"Before you go," she went on in her slow voice, "I should like to say,
uncle, that I quite agree with Morris. I don't think those tables are
quite the place to take young ladies to, especially if the gentleman
with them is much engaged in play."
"Indeed, indeed; then you are both of a mind, which is quite as it
should be. Of course, too, upon such matters of conduct and etiquette
we must all bow to the taste and the experience of the young--even
those of us who have mixed with the world for forty years. Might I
ask, my dear Mary, if you have any further word of advice for me
before I go?"
"Yes, uncle," replied Mary quite calmly. "I advise you not to lose so
much of--of your money, or to sit up so late at night, which, you
know, never agrees with you. Also, I wish you wouldn't abuse Morris
for nothing, because he doesn't deserve it, and I don't like it; and
if we are all to live together after I am married, it will be so much
more comfortable if we can come to an understanding first."
Then muttering something beneath his breath about ladies in general
and this young lady in particular, the Colonel departed with speed.
Mary sat down in an armchair, and fanned herself with a pocket-
handkerchief.
"Thinking of the right thing to say always makes me hot," she
remarked.
"Well, if by the right thing you mean the strong thing, you certainly
discovered it," replied Morris, looking at her with affectionate
admiration.
"I know; but it had to be done, dear. He's losing a lot of money,
which is mere waste"--here Morris groaned, but asked no questions--
"besides," and her voice became earnest, "I will not have him talking
to you like that. The fact that one man is the father of another man
doesn't give him the right to abuse him like a pickpocket. Also, if
you are so good that you put up with it, I have myself to consider--
that is, if we are all to live as a happy family. Do you understand?"
"Perfectly," said Morris. "I daresay you are right, but I hate rows."
"So do I, and that is why I have accepted one or two challenges to
single combat quite at the beginning of things. You mark my words, he
will be like a lamb at breakfast to-morrow."
"You shouldn't speak disrespectfully of my father; at any rate, to
me," suggested the old-fashioned Morris, rather mildly.
"No, dear, and when I have learnt to respect him I promise you that I
won't. There, don't be vexed with me; but my uncle Richard makes me
cross, and then I scratch. As he said the other day, all women are
like cats, you know. When they are young they play, when they get old
they use their claws--I quote uncle Richard--and although I am not old
yet, I can't help showing the claws. Dad is ill, that is the fact of
it, Morris, and it gets upon my nerves."
"I thought he was better, love."
"Yes, he is better; he may live for years; I hope and believe that he
will, but it is terribly uncertain. And now, look here, Morris, why
don't you go home?"
"Do you want to get rid of me, love?" he asked, looking up.
"No, I don't. You know that, I am sure. But what is the use of your
stopping here? There is nothing for you to do, and I feel that you are
wasting your time and that you hate it. Tell the truth. Don't you long
to be back at Monksland, working at that aerophone?"
"I should be glad to get on with my experiments, but I don't like
leaving you," he answered.
"But you had better leave me for a while. It is not comfortable for
you idling here, particularly when your father is in this uncertain
temper. If all be well, in another couple of months or so we shall
come together for good, and be able to make our own arrangements,
according to circumstances. Till then, if I were you, I should go
home, especially as I find that I can get on with my uncle much better
when you are not here."
"Then what is to happen after we marry, and I can't be sent away."
"Who knows? But if we are not comfortable at Monk's Abbey, we can
always set up for ourselves--with Dad at Seaview, for instance. He's
peaceable enough; besides, he must be looked after; and, to be frank,
my uncle hectors him, poor dear."
"I will think it over," said Morris. "And now come for a walk on the
beach, and we will forget all these worries."
Next morning the Colonel appeared at breakfast in a perfectly angelic
frame of mind, having to all appearance utterly forgotten the
"contretemps" of the previous afternoon. Perhaps this was policy, or
perhaps the fact of his having won several hundred pounds the night
before mollified his mood. At least it had become genial, and he
proved a most excellent companion.
"Look here, old fellow," he said to Morris, throwing him a letter
across the table; "if you have nothing to do for a week or so, I wish
you would save an aged parent a journey and settle up this job with
Simpkins."
Morris read the letter. It had to do with the complete reerection of a
set of buildings on the Abbey farm, and the putting up of a certain
drainage mill. Over this question differences had arisen between the
agent Simpkins and the rural authorities, who alleged that the said
mill would interfere with an established right of way. Indeed, things
had come to such a point that if a lawsuit was to be avoided the
presence of a principal was necessary.
"Simpkins is a quarrelsome ass," explained the Colonel, "and somebody
will have to smooth those fellows down. Will you go? because if you
won't I must, and I don't want to break into the first pleasant
holiday I have had for five years--thanks to your kindness, my dear
John."
"Certainly I will go, if necessary," answered Morris. "But I thought
you told me a few months ago that it was quite impossible to execute
those alterations, on account of the expense."
"Yes, yes; but I have consulted with your uncle here, and the matter
has been arranged. Hasn't it, John?"
Mr. Porson was seated at the end of the table, and Morris, looking at
him, noticed with a shock how old he had suddenly become. His plump,
cheerful face had fallen in; the cheeks were quite hollow now; his
jaws seemed to protrude, and the skin upon his bald head to be drawn
quite tight like the parchment on a drum.
"Of course, of course, Colonel," he answered, lifting his chin from
his breast, upon which it was resting, "arranged, quite satisfactorily
arranged." Then he looked about rather vacantly, for his mind, it was
clear, was far away, and added, "Do you want: I mean, were you talking
about the new drainage mill for the salt marshes?" Mary interrupted
and explained.
"Yes, yes; how stupid of me! I am afraid I am getting a little deaf,
and this air makes me so sleepy in the morning. Now, just tell me
again, what is it?"
Mary explained further.
"Morris to go and see about it. Well, why shouldn't he? It doesn't
take long to get home nowadays. Not but that we shall be sorry to lose
you, my dear boy; or, at least, one of us will be sorry," and he tried
to wink in his old jovial fashion, and chuckled feebly.
Mary saw and sighed; while the Colonel shook his head portentously.
Nobody could play the part of Job's comforter to greater perfection.
The end of it was that, after a certain space of hesitation, Morris
agreed to go. This "menage" at Beaulieu oppressed him, and he hated
the place. Besides, Mary, seeing that he was worried, almost insisted
on his departure.
"If I want you back I will send for you," she said. "Go to your work,
dear; you will be happier."
So he kissed her fondly and went--as he was fated to go.
"Good-bye, my dear son," said Mr. Porson--sometimes he called him his
son, now. "I hope that I shall see you again soon, and if I don't, you
will be kind to my daughter Mary, won't you? You understand, everybody
else is dead--my wife is dead, my boy is dead, and soon I shall be
dead. So naturally I think a good deal about her. You will be kind to
her, won't you? Good-bye, my son, and don't trouble about money;
there's plenty."
