CHAPTER X.
TWO SURPRISES.
It is a sad necessity that compels us to pry into the weaknesses of
our fellow-creatures, and seek to turn them to our own profit. I am
not philosopher enough to say whether this course of conduct derives
any justification from its universality, but in the region of
practice, I have never hesitated to place myself on a moral level with
those with whom I had to deal. I may occasionally even have left the
other party to make this needful adjustment, and I have never known
him fail to do so. I felt, therefore, very little scruple in making
use of the one weak spot discoverable in the defenses of our
redoubtable opponent, his Excellency the President of Aureataland. No
doubt the reader's eye has before now detected the joint in that great
man's armor at which we directed our missile. As a lover, I grudged
the employment of the signorina in this service; as a politician, I
was proud of the device; as a human being, I recognized, what we are
very ready to recognize, that it did not become me to refuse to work
with such instruments as appeared to be put into my hands.
But whatever may be the verdict of moralists on our device, events
proved its wisdom. The President had no cause to suspect a trap;
therefore, like a sensible man, he chose to spend the evening with the
signorina rather than with his gallant officers. With equally good
taste, he elected to spend it _tête-à-tête_ with her, when she gave
him the opportunity. In our subsequent conversations, the signorina
was not communicative as to how the early hours of the evening passed.
She preferred to begin her narrative from the point when their
solitude was interrupted. As I rely on her account and that of the
colonel for this part of my story, I am compelled to make my start
from the same moment. It appears that at a few minutes past eleven
o'clock, when the President was peacefully smoking a cigar and
listening to the conversation of his fair guest (whom he had
galvanized into an affected liveliness by alarming remarks on her
apparent preoccupation), there fell upon his ear the sound of a loud
knocking at the door. Dinner had been served in a small room at the
back of the house, and the President could not command a view of the
knocker without going out on to the veranda, which ran all round the
house, and walking round to the front. When the knock was heard, the
signorina started up.
"Don't disturb yourself, pray," said his Excellency, politely. "I gave
special instructions that I was visible to no one this evening. But I
was wondering whether it could be Johnny Carr. I want to speak to him
for a moment, and I'll just go round outside and see if it is."
As he spoke, a discreet tap was heard at the door.
"Yes?" said the President.
"Mr. Carr is at the door and particularly wants to see your
Excellency. An urgent matter, he says."
"Tell him I'll come round and speak to him from the veranda," replied
the President.
He turned to the window, and threw it open to step out.
Let me tell what followed in the signorina's words.
"Just then we heard a sound of a number of horses galloping up. The
President stopped and said:
"'Hallo! what's up?'
"Then there was a shout and a volley of shots, and I heard the
colonel's voice cry:
"'Down with your arms; down, I say, or you're dead men.'
"The President stepped quickly across the room to his escritoire,
took up his revolver, went back to the window, passed through it, and
without a word disappeared. I could not hear even the sound of his
foot on the veranda.
"I heard one more shot--then a rush of men to the door, and the
colonel burst in, with sword and revolver in his hands, and followed
by ten or a dozen men.
"I ran to him, terrified, and cried:
"'Oh, is anyone hurt?'
"He took no notice, but asked hastily:
"'Where is he?'
"I pointed to the veranda, and gasped:
"'He went out there.' Then I turned to one of the men and said again:
"'Is anyone hurt?'
"'Only Mr. Carr,' he replied. 'The rest of 'em were a precious sight
too careful of themselves.'
"'And is he killed?'
"'Don't think he's dead, miss,' he said; 'but he's hurt badly."
"As I turned again, I saw the President standing quite calmly in the
window. When the colonel saw him he raised his revolver and said:
"'Do you yield, General Whittingham? We are twelve to one.'
"As he spoke, every man covered the President with his aim. The latter
stood facing the twelve revolvers, his own weapon hanging loosely in
his left hand. Then, smiling, he said a little bitterly:
"'Heroics are not in my line, McGregor. I suppose this is a popular
rising--that is to say, you have bribed my men, murdered my best
friend, and beguiled me with the lures of that--'
"I could not bear the words that hung on his lips, and with a sob I
fell on a sofa and hid my face.
"'Well, we mustn't use hard names,' he went on, in a gentler tone. 'We
are all as God made us. I give in,' and, throwing down his weapon, he
asked, 'Have you quite killed Carr?'
"'I don't know,' said the colonel, implying plainly that he did not
care either.
"'I suppose it was you that shot him?'
"The colonel nodded.
"The President yawned, and looked at his watch.
"'As I have no part in to-night's performance,' said he, 'I presume I
am at liberty to go to bed?'
"The colonel said shortly:
"'Where's the bedroom?'
"'In there,' said the President, waving his hand to a door facing that
by which the colonel had entered.
"'Permit me,' said the latter. He went in, no doubt to see if there
were any other egress. Returning shortly he said:
"'My men must stay here, and you must leave the door open.'
"'I have no objection,' said the President. 'No doubt they will
respect my modesty.'
"'Two of you stay in this room. Two of you keep watch in the veranda,
one at this window, the other at the bedroom window. I shall put three
more sentries outside. General Whittingham is not to leave this room.
If you hear or see anything going on in there, go in and put him under
restraint. Otherwise treat him with respect.'
"'I thank you for your civility,' said the President, 'also for the
compliment implied in these precautions. Is it over this matter of the
debt that your patriotism has drawn you into revolt?'
"'I see no use in discussing public affairs at this moment,' the
colonel replied. 'And my presence is required elsewhere. I regret that
I cannot relieve you of the presence of these men, but I do not feel I
should be justified in accepting your _parole_.'
"The President did not seem to be angered at this insult.
"'I have not offered it,' he said simply. 'It is better you should
take your own measures. Need I detain you, colonel?'
"The colonel did not answer him, but turned to me and said:
"'Signorina Nugent, we wait only for you, and time is precious.'
"'I will follow you in a moment,' I said, with my head still among the
cushions.
"'No, come now,' he commanded.
"Looking up, I saw a smile on the President's face. As I rose
reluctantly, he also got up from the chair into which he had flung
himself, and stopped me with a gesture. I was terribly afraid that he
was going to say something hard to me, but his voice only expressed a
sort of amused pity.
"'The money, was it, signorina?' he said. 'Young people and beautiful
people should not be mercenary. Poor child! you had better have stood
by me.'
"I answered him nothing, but went out with the colonel, leaving him
seated again in his chair, surveying with some apparent amusement the
two threatening sentries who stood at the door. The colonel hurried me
out of the house, saying:
"'We must ride to the barracks. If the news gets there before us, they
may cut up rough. You go home. Your work is done.'
"So they mounted and rode away, leaving me in the road. There were no
signs of any struggle, except the door hanging loose on its hinges,
and a drop or two of blood on the steps where they had shot poor
Johnny Carr. I went straight home, and what happened in the next few
hours at the Golden House I don't know, and, knowing how I left the
President, I cannot explain. I went home, and cried till I thought my
heart would break."
Thus far the signorina. I must beg to call special attention to the
closing lines of her narrative. But before I relate the very startling
occurrence to which she refers, we must return to the barracks, where,
it will be remembered, matters were in a rather critical condition.
When the officers saw their messroom suddenly filled with armed men,
and heard the alarming order issued by the colonel, their attention
was effectually diverted from me. They crowded together on one side of
the table, facing the colonel and his men on the other. Assisted by
the two men sent to my aid, I seized the opportunity to push my way
through them and range myself by the side of my leader. After a
moment's pause the colonel began:
"The last thing we should desire, gentlemen," he said, "is to resort
to force. But the time for explanation is short. The people of
Aureataland have at last risen against the tyranny they have so long
endured. General Whittingham has proved a traitor to the cause of
freedom; he won his position in the name of liberty; he has used it
to destroy liberty. The voice of the people has declared him to have
forfeited his high office. The people have placed in my hand the sword
of vengeance. Armed with this mighty sanction, I have appealed to
the army. The army has proved true to its traditions--true to its
character of the protector, not the oppressor, of the people.
Gentlemen, will you who lead the army take your proper place?"
There was no reply to this moving appeal. He advanced closer to them,
and went on:
"There is no middle way. You are patriots or traitors--friends of
liberty or friends of tyranny. I stand here to offer you either a
traitor's death, or, if you will, life, honor, and the satisfaction
of all your just claims. Do you mistrust the people? I, as their
representative, here offer you every just due the people owes
you--debts which had long been paid but for the greed of that great
traitor."
As he said this he took from his men some bags of money, and threw
them on the table with a loud chink. Major DeChair glanced at the
bags, and glanced at his comrades, and said:
"In the cause of liberty God forbid we should be behind. Down with the
tyrant!"
And all the pack yelped in chorus!
"Then, gentlemen, to the head of your men," said the colonel, and
going to the window, he cried to the throng:
"Men, your noble officers are with us."
A cheer answered him. I wiped my forehead, and said to myself, "That's
well over."
I will not weary the reader with our further proceedings. Suffice it
to say we marshaled our host and marched down to the Piazza. The news
had spread by now, and in the dimly breaking morning light we saw the
Square full of people--men, women, and children. As we marched in
there was a cheer, not very hearty--a cheer propitiatory, for they did
not know what we meant to do. The colonel made them a brief speech,
promising peace, security, liberty, plenty, and all the goods of
heaven. In a few stern words he cautioned them against "treachery,"
and announced that any rebellion against the Provisional Government
would meet with swift punishment. Then he posted his army in
companies, to keep watch till all was quiet. And at last he said:
"Now, Martin, come back to the Golden House, and let's put that fellow
in a safe place."
"Yes," said I; "and have a look for the money." For really, in the
excitement, it seemed as if there was a danger of the most important
thing of all being forgotten.
The dawn was now far advanced, and as we left the Piazza, we could see
the Golden House at the other end of the avenue. All looked quiet, and
the sentries were gently pacing to and fro. Drawing nearer, we saw
two or three of the President's servants busied about their ordinary
tasks. One woman was already deleting Johnny Carr's life-blood with
a mop and a pail of water; and a carpenter was at work repairing the
front-door. Standing by it was the doctor's brougham.
"Come to see Carr, I suppose," said I.
Leaving our horses to the care of the men who were with us we entered
the house. Just inside we met the doctor himself. He was a shrewd
little fellow, named Anderson, generally popular and, though a
personal friend of the President's, not openly identified with either
political party.
"I have a request to make to you, sir," he said to McGregor, "about
Mr. Carr."
"Well, is he dead?" said the colonel. "If he is, he's got only himself
to thank for it."
The doctor wisely declined to discuss this question, and confined
himself to stating that Johnny was not dead. On the contrary, he was
going on nicely.
"But," he went on, "quiet is essential, and I want to take him to my
house, out of the racket. No doubt it is pretty quiet here now, but--"
The colonel interrupted:
"Will he give his _parole_ not to escape?"
"My dear sir," said the doctor, "the man couldn't move to save his
life--and he's asleep now."
"You must wake him up to move him, I suppose," said the colonel.
"But you may take him. Let me know when he's well enough to see me.
Meanwhile I hold you responsible for his good behavior."
"Certainly," said the doctor. "I am content to be responsible for Mr.
Carr."
"All right; take him and get out. Now for Whittingham!"
"Hadn't we better get the money first?" said I.
"Damn the money!" he replied. "But I tell you what--I must have a bit
of food. I've tasted nothing for twelve hours."
One of the servants hearing him, said:
"Breakfast can be served in a moment, sir." And he ushered us into the
large dining room, where we soon had an excellent meal.
When we had got through most of it, I broke the silence by asking:
"What are you going to do with him?"
"I should like to shoot him," said the colonel.
"On what charge?"
"Treachery," he replied.
I smiled.
"That would hardly do, would it?"
"Well, then, embezzlement of public funds."
We had a little talk about the President's destiny, and I tried to
persuade the colonel to milder measures. In fact, I was determined to
prevent such a murder if I could without ruin to myself.
"Well, we'll consider it when we've seen him," said the colonel,
rising and lighting a cigarette. "By Jove! we've wasted an hour
breakfasting--it's seven o'clock."
I followed him along the passage, and we entered the little room where
we had left the President. The sentries were still there, each seated
in an armchair. They were not asleep, but looked a little drowsy.
"All right?" said the colonel.
"Yes, Excellency," said one of them. "He is in there in bed."
He went into the inner room and began to undo the shutters, letting in
the early sun.
We passed through the half-opened door and saw a peaceful figure lying
in the bed, whence proceeded a gentle snore.
"Good nerve, hasn't he?" said the colonel.
"Yes; but what a queer night-cap!" I said, for the President's head
was swathed in white linen.
The colonel strode quickly up to the bed.
"Done, by hell!" he cried. "It's Johnny Carr!"
It was true; there lay Johnny. His Excellency was nowhere to be seen.
The colonel shook Johnny roughly by the arm. The latter opened his
eyes and said sleepily:
"Steady there. Kindly remember I'm a trifle fragile."
"What's this infernal plot? Where's Whittingham?"
"Ah, it's McGregor," said Johnny, with a bland smile, "and Martin. How
are you, old fellow? Some beast's hit me on the head."
"Where's Whittingham?" reiterated the colonel, savagely shaking
Johnny's arm.
"Gently!" said I; "after all, he's a sick man."
The colonel dropped the arm with a muttered oath, and Johnny said,
sweetly:
"Quits, isn't it, colonel?"
The colonel turned from him, and said to his men sternly:
"Have you had any hand in this?"
They protested vehemently that they were as astonished as we were; and
so they were, unless they acted consummately. They denied that anyone
had entered the outer room or that any sound had proceeded from the
inner. They swore they had kept vigilant watch, and must have seen an
intruder. Both the men inside were the colonel's personal servants,
and he believed their honesty; but what of their vigilance?
Carr heard him sternly questioning them, on which he said:
"Those chaps aren't to blame, colonel. I didn't come in that way.
If you'll take a look behind the bed, you'll see another door. They
brought me in there. I was rather queer and only half knew what was
up."
We looked and saw a door where he said. Pushing the bed aside, we
opened it, and found ourselves on the back staircase of the premises.
Clearly the President had noiselessly opened this door and got out.
But how had Carr got in without noise?
The sentry came up, and said:
"Every five minutes, sir, I looked and saw him on the bed. He lay for
the first hour in his clothes. The next look, he was undressed. It
struck me he'd been pretty quick and quiet about it, but I thought no
more."
"Depend upon it, the dressed man was the President, the undressed man
Carr! When was that?"
"About half-past two, sir; just after the doctor came."
"The doctor!" we cried.
"Yes, sir; Dr. Anderson."
"You never told me he had been here."
"He never went into the President's--into General Whittingham's room,
sir; but he came in here for five minutes, to get some brandy, and
stood talking with us for a time. Half an hour after he came in for
some more."
We began to see how it was done. That wretched little doctor was in
the plot. Somehow or other he had communicated with the President;
probably he knew of the door. Then, I fancied, they must have worked
something in this way. The doctor comes in to distract the sentries,
while his Excellency moves the bed. Finding that they took a look
every five minutes, he told the President. Then he went and got Johnny
Carr ready. Returning, he takes the President's place on the bed, and
in that character undergoes an inspection. The moment this is over, he
leaps up and goes out. Between them they bring in Carr, put him into
bed, and slip out through the narrow space of open door behind the
bedstead. When all was done, the doctor had come back to see if any
suspicion had been aroused.
"I have it now!" cried the colonel. "That infernal doctor's done us
both. He couldn't get Whittingham out of the house without leave, so
he's taken him as Carr! Swindled me into giving my leave. Ah, look
out, if we meet, Mr. Doctor!"
We rushed out of the house and found this conjecture was true. The man
who purported to be Carr had been carried out, enveloped in blankets,
just as we sat down to breakfast; the doctor had put him into the
carriage, followed himself, and driven rapidly away.
"Which way did they go?"
"Toward the harbor, sir," the sentry replied.
The harbor could be reached in twenty minutes' fast driving. Without a
word the colonel sprang on his horse; I imitated him, and we galloped
as hard as we could, everyone making way before our furious charge.
Alas! we were too late. As we drew rein on the quay we saw, half a
mile out to sea and sailing before a stiff breeze, Johnny Carr's
little yacht, with the Aureataland flag floating defiantly at her
masthead.
We gazed at it blankly, with never a word to say, and turned our
horses' heads. Our attention was attracted by a small group of men
standing round the storm-signal post. As we rode up, they hastily
scattered, and we saw pinned to the post a sheet of note-paper.
Thereupon was written in a well-known hand:
"I, Marcus W. Whittingham, President
of the Republic of Aureataland,
hereby offer a REWARD of FIVE THOUSAND
DOLLARS and a FREE PARDON to
any person or persons assisting in the
CAPTURE, ALIVE or DEAD, of GEORGE
MCGREGOR (late Colonel in the Aureataland
Army) and JOHN MARTIN, Bank
Manager, and I do further proclaim the
said George McGregor and John Martin
to be traitors and rebels against the
Republic, and do pronounce their lives
forfeited. Which sentence let every
loyal citizen observe at his peril.
"MARCUS W. WHITTINGHAM,
"President."
Truly, this was pleasant!
