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The Whole Family by James, Henry - Chapter 8

VIII. THE MARRIED DAUGHTER

By Elizabeth Stuart Phelps

We start in life with the most preposterous of all human claims--that
one should be understood. We get bravely over that after awhile; but
not until the idea has been knocked out of us by the hardest. I used to
worry a good deal, myself, because nobody--distinctly not one
person--in our family understood me; that is, me in my relation to
themselves; nothing else, of course, mattered so much. But that was
before I was married. I think it was because Tom understood me from the
very first eye-beam, that I loved him enough to marry him and learn to
understand HIM. I always knew in my heart that he had the advantage of
me in that beautiful art: I suppose one might call it the soul-art. At
all events, it has been of the least possible consequence to me since I
had Tom, whether any one else in the world understood me or not.

I suppose--in fact, I know--that it is this unfortunate affair of
Peggy's which has brought up all that old soreness to the surface of me.

Nobody knows better than I that I have not been a popular member of
this family. But nobody knows as well as I how hard I have tried to do
my conscientious best by the whole of them, collectively and
individually considered. An older sister, if she have any consciousness
of responsibility at all, is, to my mind, not in an easy position. Her
extra years give her an extra sense. One might call it a sixth sense of
family anxiety which the younger children cannot share. She has, in a
way, the intelligence and forethought of a mother without a mother's
authority or privilege.

When father had that typhoid and could not sleep--dear father! in his
normal condition he sleeps like a bag of corn-meal--who was there in
all the house to keep those boys quiet? Nobody but me. When they
organized a military company in our back yard directly under father's
windows--two drums, a fish-horn, a jews-harp, a fife, and three tin
pans--was there anybody but me to put a stop to it? It was on this
occasion that the pet name Moolymaria, afterward corrupted into
Messymaria, and finally evolved into Meddlymaria, became attached to
me. To this day I do not like to think how many cries I had over it.
Then when Charles Edward got into debt and nobody dared to tell father;
and when Billy had the measles and there wasn't a throat in the house
to read to him four hours a day except my unpopular throat; and when
Charles Edward had that quarrel over a girl with a squash-colored dress
and cerise hair-ribbons; or when Alice fell in love with an automobile,
the chauffeur being incidentally thrown in, and took to riding around
the country with him--who put a stop to it? Who was the only person in
the family that COULD put a stop to it?

Then again--but what's the use? My very temperament I can see now (I
didn't see it when I lived at home) is in itself an unpopular one in a
family like ours. I forecast, I foresee, I provide, I plan--it is my
"natur' to." I can't go sprawling through life. I must know where I am
to set my foot. Dear mother has no more sense of anxiety than a rice
pudding, and father is as cool as one of his own ice-pitchers. We all
know what Charles Edward is, and I didn't count grandmother and Aunt
Elizabeth.

There has been my blunder. I ought to have counted Aunt Elizabeth. I
ought to have fathomed her. It never occurred to me that she was deep
enough to drop a plummet in. I, the burden-bearer, the caretaker, the
worrier; I, who am opprobriously called "the manager" in this family--I
have failed them at this critical point in their household history. I
did not foresee, I did not forecast, I did not worry, I did not manage.
It did not occur to me to manage after we had got Peggy safely
graduated and engaged, and now this dreadful thing has gaped beneath us
like the fissures at San Francisco or Kingston, and poor little Peggy
has tumbled into it. A teacupful of "management" might have prevented
it; an ounce of worry would have saved it all. I lacked that teacupful;
I missed that ounce. The veriest popular optimist could have done no
worse. I am smothered with my own stupidity. I have borne this
humiliating condition of things as long as I can. I propose to go over
to that house and take the helm in this emergency. I don't care whether
I am popular or unpopular for it. But something has got to be done for
Peggy, and I am going to do it.


I have been over and I have done it. I have taken the "management" of
the whole thing--not even discouraged by this unfortunate word. I own I
am rather raw to it. But the time has come when, though I bled beneath
it, I must act as if I didn't. At all events I must ACT. ... I have
acted. I am going to New York by the early morning express--the 7.20. I
would go to-night-in fact, I really ought to go to-night. But Tom has a
supper "on" with some visitors to the Works. He won't be home till
late, and I can't go without seeing Tom. It would hurt his feelings,
and that is a thing no wife ought to do, and my kind of wife can't do.

I found the house in its usual gelatinous condition. There wasn't a
back-bone in it, scarcely an ankle-joint to stand upon: plenty of
crying, but no thinking; a mush of talk, but no decision. To cap the
situation, Charles Edward has gone on to New York with a preposterous
conviction that HE can clear it up. . . . CHARLES EDWARD! If there is a
living member of the household--But never mind that. This circumstance
was enough for me, that's all. It brought out all the determination in
me, all the manager, if you choose to put it so.

I shall go to New York myself and take the whole thing in hand. If I
needed anything to padlock my purpose those dozen words with Peggy
would have turned the key upon it. When I found that she wasn't crying;
when I got face to face with that soft, fine excitement in the eyes
which a girl wears when she has a love-affair, not stagnant, but in
action--I concluded at once that Peggy had her reservations and was
keeping something from me. On pretence of wanting a doughnut I got her
into the pantry and shut both doors.

"Peggy," I said, "what has Charles Edward gone to New York for? Do you
know?"

Peggy wound a big doughnut spinning around her engagement finger and
made no reply.

"If it has anything to do with you and Harry Goward, you must tell me,
Peggy. You must tell me instantly."

Peggy put a doughnut on her wedding finger and observed, with pained
perplexity, that it would not spin, but stuck.

"What is Charles Edward up to?" I persisted.

The opening rose-bud of Peggy's face took on a furtive expression, like
that of certain pansies, or some orchids I have seen. "He is going to
take me to Europe," she admitted, removing both her doughnut rings.

"YOU! To EUROPE!"

"He and Lorraine. When this is blown by. They want to get me away."

"Away from what? Away from Harry Goward?"

"Oh, I suppose so," blubbered Peggy.

She now began, in a perfectly normal manner, to mop her eyes with her
handkerchief.

"Do you want to be got away from Harry Goward?" I demanded.

"I never said I did," sobbed Peggy. "I never said so, not one little
bit. But oh, Maria! Moolymaria! You can't think how dreadful it is to
be a girl, an engaged girl, and not know what to do!"

Then and there an active idea--one with bones in it--raced and overtook
me, and I shot out: "Where is that letter?"

"Mother has it," replied Peggy.

"Have you opened it?"

"No."

"Has Aunt Elizabeth opened it?"

"Oh no!"

"Did Charlies Edward take it with him?"

"I don't think he did. I will go ask mother."

"Go ask mother for that letter," I commanded, "and bring it to me."

Peggy gave me one mutinous look, but the instinct of a younger sister
was in her and she obeyed me. She brought the letter. I have this
precious document in my pocket. I asked her if she would trust me to
find out to whom that letter was addressed. After some hesitation she
replied that she would. I reminded her that she was the only person in
the world who could give me this authority--which pleased her. I told
her that I should accept it as a solemn trust, and do my highest and
best with it for her sake.

"Peggy," I said, "this is not altogether a pleasant job for me, but you
are my little sister and I will take care of you. Kiss your old
Meddlymaria, Peggy." She took down her sopping handkerchief and lifted
her warm, wet face. So I kissed Peggy. And I am going on the 7.20
morning train.


It is now ten o'clock. My suit-case is packed, my ticket is bought, but
Tom has not come back, and the worst of it is he can't get back
to-night. He telephoned between courses at his dinner that he had
accepted an invitation to go home for the night with one of the men
they are dining. It seems he is a "person of importance"--there is a
big order behind the junket, and Tom has gone home with him to talk it
over. The ridiculous thing about it is that I forget where he was
going. Of course I could telephone to the hotel and find out, but men
don't like telephoning wives--at least, my man doesn't. It makes it
rather hard, going on this trip without kissing Tom good-bye. I had
half made up my mind to throw the whole thing over, but Peggy is pretty
young; she has a long life before her; there is a good deal at stake.
So Tom and I kissed by electricity, and he said that it was all right,
and to go ahead, and the other absurd thing about that is that Tom
didn't ask me for my New York address, and I forgot to tell him. We are
like two asteroids spinning through space, neither knowing the other's
route or destination. In point of fact, I shall register at "The
Sphinx," that nice ladies' hotel where mere man is never admitted.

I have always supposed that the Mrs. Chataway Aunt Elizabeth talks
about kept a boarding-house. I think Aunt Elizabeth rolls in upon her
like a spent wave between visits. I have no doubt that I shall be able
to trace Aunt Elizabeth by her weeds upon this beach. After that the
rest is easy. I must leave my address for Tom pinned up somewhere.
Matilda's mind wouldn't hold it if I stuck it through her brain with a
hat-pin. I think I will glue it to his library table, and I'll do it
this minute to make sure. ... I have directed Matilda to give him
chicken croquettes for his luncheon, and I have written out the menu
for every meal till I get home. Poor Tom! He isn't used to eating
alone. I wish I thought he would mind it as much as I do.


Eleven o'clock.--I am obsessed with an idea, and I have yielded to it;
whether for good or ill, for wisdom or folly, remains to be proved. I
have telephoned Dr. Denbigh and suggested to him that he should go to
New York, too. Considered in any light but that of Peggy's welfare--But
I am not considering anything in any light but that of Peggy's welfare.
Dr. Denbigh used to have a little tendresse for Peggy--it was never
anything more, I am convinced. She is too young for him. A doctor sees
so many women; he grows critical, if not captious. Character goes for
more with him than with most men; looks go for less; and poor little
Peggy--who can deny?--up to this point in her development is chiefly
looks.

I intimated to the doctor that my errand to New York was of an
important nature: that it concerned my younger sister; that my husband
was, unfortunately, out of town, and that I needed masculine advice. I
am not in the habit of flattering the doctor, and he swallowed this
delicate bait, as I thought he would. When I asked him if he didn't
think he needed a little vacation, if he didn't think he could get the
old doctor from Southwest Eastridge to take his practice for two days,
he said he didn't know but he could. The grippe epidemic had gone down,
nothing more strenuous than a few cases of measles stood in the way; in
fact, Eastridge at the present time, he averred, was lamentably
healthy. When he had committed himself so far as this, he hesitated,
and very seriously said:

"Mrs. Price, you have never asked me to do a foolish thing, and I have
known you for a good many years. It is too late to come over and talk
it out with you. If you assure me that you consider your object in
making this request important I will go. We won't waste words about it.
What train do you take?"


I am not a person of divination or intuition. I think I have rather a
commonplace, careful, painstaking mind. But if ever I had an
inspiration in my life I think I have one now. Perhaps it is the
novelty of it that makes me confide in it with so little reflection. My
inspiration, in a word, is this:

Aunt Elizabeth has reached the point where she is ready for a new man.
I know I don't understand her kind of woman by experience. I don't
suppose I do by sympathy. I have to reason her out.

I have reasoned Aunt Elizabeth out to this conclusion: She always has
had, she always must have, she always will have, the admiration of some
man or men to engross her attention. She is an attractive woman; she
knows it; women admit it; and men feel it. I don't think Aunt Elizabeth
is a heartless person; not an irresponsible one, only an idle and
unhappy one. She lives on this intoxicant as other women might live on
tea or gossip, as a man would take his dram or his tobacco. She drinks
this wine because she is thirsty, and the plain, cool, spring-water of
life has grown stale to her. It is corked up in bottles like the water
sold in towns where the drinking-supply is low. It has ceased to be
palatable to her.

My interpretation is, that there is no man on her horizon just now
except Harry Goward, and I won't do her the injustice to believe that
she wouldn't be thankful to be rid of him just for her own sake; to say
nothing of Peggy's.

Aunt Elizabeth, I repeat, needs a new man. If Dr. Denbigh is willing to
fill this role for a few days (of course I must be perfectly frank with
him about it) the effect upon Harry Goward will be instantaneous. His
disillusion will be complete; his return to Peggy in a state of abject
humiliation will be assured. I mean, assuming that the fellow is
capable of manly feeling, and that Peggy has aroused it. That, of
course, remains for me to find out.

How I am to fish Harry Goward out of the ocean of New York city doesn't
trouble me in the least. Given Aunt Elizabeth, he will complete the
equation. If Mrs. Chataway should fail me--But I won't suppose that
Mrs. Chataway will fail. I must be sure and explain to Tom about Dr.
Denbigh.


"The Sphinx," New York, 10 P.M.--I arrived--that is to say, we arrived
in this town at ten minutes past one o'clock, almost ten hours ago. Dr.
Denbigh has gone somewhere--and that reminds me that I forgot to ask
him where. I never thought of it until this minute, but it has just
occurred to me that it may be quite as well from an ignorant point of
view that "The Sphinx" excludes mere man from its portals.

He was good to me on the train, very good indeed. I can't deny that he
flushed a little when I told him frankly what I wanted of him. At first
I thought that he was going to be angry. Then I saw the corners of his
mustache twitch. Then our sense of humor got the better of us, and then
I laughed, and then he laughed, and I felt that the crisis was passed.
I explained to him while we were in the Pullman car, as well as I could
without being overheard by a fat lady with three chins, and a girl with
a permit for a pet poodle, what it was that I wanted of him. I related
the story of Peggy's misfortune--in confidence, of course; and
explained the part he was expected to play--confidentially, of course;
in fact, I laid my plot before him from beginning to end.

"If the boy doesn't love her, you see," I suggested, "the sooner we
know it the better. She must break it off, if her heart is broken in
the process. If he does love her--my private opinion is he thinks he
does--I won't have Peggy's whole future wrecked by one of Aunt
Elizabeth's flirtations. The reef is too small for the catastrophe. I
shall find Aunt Elizabeth. Oh yes, I shall find Aunt Elizabeth! I have
no more doubt of that than I have that Matilda is putting too much
onion in the croquettes for Tom this blessed minute. If I find her I
shall find the boy; but what good is that going to do me, if I find
either of them or both of them, if we can't disillusionize the boy?"

"In a word," interrupted the doctor, rather tartly, "all you want of me
is to walk across the troubled stage--"

"For Peggy's sake," I observed.

"Of course, yes, for Peggy's sake. I am to walk across this fantastic
stage in the inglorious capacity of a philanderer."

"That is precisely it," I admitted. "I want you to philander with Aunt
Elizabeth for two days, one day; two hours, one hour; just long enough,
only long enough to bring that fool boy to his senses."

"If I had suspected the nature of the purpose I am to serve in this
complication"--began the doctor, without a smile. "I trusted your
judgment, Mrs. Price, and good sense--I have never known either to fail
before. However," he added, manfully, "I am in for it now, and I would
do more disagreeable things than this for Peggy's sake. But perhaps,"
he suggested, grimly, "we sha'n't find either of them."

He retired from the subject obviously, if gracefully, and began to play
with the poodle that had the Pullman permit. I happen to know that if
there is any species of dog the doctor does not love it is a poodle,
with or without a permit. The lady with three chins asked me if my
husband were fond of dogs--I think she said, so fond as THAT. She
glanced at the girl whom the poodle owned.

I don't know why it should be a surprise to me, but it was; that the
chin lady and the poodle girl have both registered at "The Sphinx."

Directly after luncheon, for I could not afford to lose a minute, I
went to Mrs. Chataway's; the agreement being that the doctor should
follow me in an absent-minded way a little later. But there was a
blockade on the way, and I wasn't on time. What I took to be Mrs.
Chataway herself admitted me with undisguised hesitation.

Miss Talbert, she said, was not at home; that is--no, she was not home.
She explained that a great many people had been asking for Miss
Talbert; there were two in the parlor now.

When I demanded, "Two what?" she replied, in a breathless tone, "Two
gentlemen," and ushered me into that old-fashioned architectural effort
known to early New York as a front and back parlor.

One of the gentlemen, as I expected, proved to be Dr. Denbigh. The
other was flatly and unmistakably Charles Edward. The doctor offered to
excuse himself, but I took Charles Edward into the back parlor, and I
made so bold as to draw the folding-doors. I felt that the occasion
justified worse than this.

The colloquy between myself and Charles Edward was brief and pointed.
He began by saying, "YOU here! What a mess!--"

My conviction is that he saved himself just in time from Messymaria.

"Have you found him?" I propounded.

"No."

"Haven't seen him?"

"I didn't say I hadn't seen him."

"What did he say?" I insisted.

"Not very much. It was in the Park."

"In the PARK? Not very MUCH? How could you let him go?"

"I didn't let him go," drawled Charles Edward. "He invited me to
dinner. A man can't ask a fellow what his intentions are to a man's
sister in a park. I hadn't said very much up to that point; he did most
of the talking. I thought I would put it off till we got round to the
cigars."

"Then?" I cried, impatiently, "and then?"

"You see," reluctantly admitted Charles Edward, "there wasn't any then.
I didn't dine with him, after all. I couldn't find it--"

"Couldn't find what?"

"Couldn't find the hotel," said Charles Edward, defiantly. "I lost the
address. Couldn't even say that it was a hotel. I believe it was a
club. He seems to be a sort of a swell--for a coeducational
professor--anyhow, I lost the address; and that is the long and short
of it."

"If it had been a studio or a Bohemian cafe--" I began.

"I should undoubtedly have remembered it," admitted Charles Edward, in
his languid way.

"You have lost him," I replied, frostily. "You have lost Harry Goward,
and you come here--"

"On the same errand, I presume, my distressed and distressing sister,
that has brought you. Have you seen her?" he demanded, with sudden,
uncharacteristic shrewdness.

At this moment a portiere opened at the side of my back parlor, and
Mrs. Chataway, voluminously appearing, mysteriously beckoned me. I
followed her into the dreariest hall I think I ever saw even in a New
York boarding-house. There the landlady frankly told me that Miss
Talbert wasn't out. She was in her room packing to make one of her
visits. Miss Talbert had given orders that she was to be denied to
gentlemen friends.

No, she never said anything about ladies. (This I thought highly
probable.) But if I were anything to her and chose to take the
responsibility--I chose and I did. In five minutes I was in Aunt
Elizabeth's room, and had turned the key upon an interview which was
briefer but more startling than I could possibly have anticipated.

Elizabeth Talbert is one of those women whose attraction increases with
the negligee or the deshabille. She was so pretty in her pink kimono
that she half disarmed me. She had been crying, and had a gentle look.

When I said, "Where is he?" and when she said, "If you mean Harry
Goward--I don't know," I was prepared to believe her without evidence.
She looked too pretty to doubt. Besides, I cannot say that I have ever
caught Aunt Elizabeth in a real fib. She may be a "charmian," but I
don't think she is a liar. Yet I pushed my case severely.

"If you and he hadn't taken that 5.40 train to New York--"

"We didn't take the 5.40 train," retorted Elizabeth Talbert, hotly. "It
took us. You don't suppose--but I suppose you do, and I suppose I know
what the whole family supposes--As if I would do such a dastardly!--As
if I didn't clear out on purpose to get away from him--to get out of
the whole mix--As if I knew that young one would be aboard that train!"

"But he was aboard. You admit that."

"Oh yes, he got aboard."

"Made a pleasant travelling companion, Auntie?"

"I don't know," said Aunt Elizabeth, shortly. "I didn't have ten words
with him. I told him he had put me in a position I should never
forgive. Then he told me I had put him in a worse. We quarrelled, and
he went into the smoker. At the Grand Central he checked my suitcase
and lifted his hat. He did ask if I were going to Mrs. Chataway's. I
have never seen him since."

"Aunt Elizabeth," I said, sadly, "I am younger than you--"

"Not so very much!" retorted Aunt Elizabeth.

"--and I must speak to you with the respect due my father's sister when
I say that the nobility of your conduct on this occasion--a nobility
which you will pardon me for suggesting that I didn't altogether count
on--is likely to prove the catastrophe of the situation."

Aunt Elizabeth stared at me with her wet, coquettish eyes. "You're
pretty hard on me, Maria," she said; "you always were."

"Hurry and dress," I suggested, soothingly; "there are two gentlemen to
see you downstairs."

Aunt Elizabeth shook her head. She asserted with evident sincerity that
she didn't wish to see any gentlemen; she didn't care to see any
gentlemen under any circumstances; she never meant to have anything to
do with gentlemen again. She said something about becoming a deaconess
in the Episcopal Church; she spoke of the attractions in the life of a
trained nurse; mentioned settlement work; and asked me what I thought
of Elizabeth Frye, Dorothea Dix, and Clara Barton.

"This is one advantage that Catholics have over us," she observed,
dreamily: "one could go into a nunnery; then one would be quite sure
there would be no men to let loose the consequences of their natures
and conduct upon a woman's whole existence."

"These two downstairs have waited a good while," I returned,
carelessly. "One of them is a married man and is used to it. But the
other is not."

"Very well," said Aunt Elizabeth, with what (it occurred to me) was a
smile of forced dejection. "To please you, Maria, I will go down."


If Aunt Elizabeth's dejection were assumed, mine was not. I have been
in the lowest possible spirits since my unlucky discovery. Anything and
everything had occurred to me except that she and that boy could
quarrel. I had fancied him shadowing Mrs. Chataway for the slightest
sign of his charmer. I don't know that I should have been surprised to
see him curled up, like a dog, asleep on the door-steps. At the present
moment I have no more means of finding the wetched lad than I had in
Eastridge; not so much, for doubtless Peggy has his prehistoric
addresses. I am very unhappy. I have not had the heart left in me to
admire Dr. Denbigh, who has filled his role brilliantly all the
afternoon. In half an hour he and Aunt Elizabeth had philandered as
deep as a six months' flirtation; and I must say that they have kept at
it with an art amounting almost to sincerity. Aunt Elizabeth did not
once mention settlement work, and put no inquiries to Dr. Denbigh about
Elizabeth Frye, Dorothea Dix, or Clara Barton.

I think he took her to the Metropolitan Museum; I know he invited her
to the theatre; and there is some sort of an appointment for to-morrow
morning, I forget what. But my marked success at this end of the stage
only adds poignancy to my sense of defeat at the other.

I am very homesick. I wish I could see Tom. I do hope Tom found my
message about Dr. Denbigh.


Twenty-four hours later.--The breeze of yesterday has spun into a
whirlwind to-day. I am half stunned by the possibilities of human
existence. One lives the simple life at Eastridge; and New York strikes
me on the head like some heavy thing blown down. If these are the
results of the very little love-affair of one very little girl--what
must the great emotion, the real experience, the vigorous crisis, bring?

At "The Sphinx," as is well known, no male being is admitted on any
pretence. I believe the porter (for heavy trunks) is the only
exception. The bell-boys are bell-girls. The clerk is a matron, and the
proprietress a widow in half-mourning.

At nine o'clock this morning I was peremptorily summoned out of the
breakfast-room and ordered to the desk. Two frowning faces received me.
With cold politeness I was reminded of the leading clause in the
constitution of that house.

"Positively," observed the clerk, "no gentlemen callers are permitted
at this hotel, and, madam, there are two on the door-steps who insist
upon an interview with you; they have been there half an hour. One of
them refuses to recognize the rule of the house. He insists upon an
immediate suspension of it. I regret to tell you that he went so far as
to mention that he would have a conversation with you if it took a
search-warrant to get it."

"He says," interrupted the proprietress in half-mourning, "that he is
your husband."

She spoke quite distinctly, and as these dreadful words re-echoed
through the lobby, I saw that two ladies had come out from the
reception-room and were drinking the scene down. One of these was the
fat lady with the three chins; the other was the poodle girl. She held
him, at that unpleasant moment, by a lavender ribbon leash. It seems
she gets a permit for him everywhere.

And he is the wrong sex, I am sure, to obtain any privileges at "The
Sphinx."

The mosaic of that beautiful lobby did not open and swallow me down as
I tottered across it to the vestibule. A strapping door-girl guarded
the entrance. Grouped upon the long flight of marble steps two men
impatiently awaited me. The one with the twitching mustache was Dr.
Denbigh. But he, oh, he with the lightning in his eyes, he was my
husband, Thomas Price.

"Maria," he began, with ominous composure, "if you have any
explanations to offer of these extraordinary circumstances--" Then the
torrent burst forth. Every expletive familiar to the wives of good
North-American husbands broke from Tom's unleashed lips. "I didn't hear
of it till afternoon. I took the midnight express. Billy told Matilda
he saw you get aboard the 7.20 train It's all over Eastridge. We have
been married thirteen years, Maria, and I have always had occasion to
trust your judgment and good sense till now."

"That is precisely what I told her," ventured Dr. Denbigh.

"As for you, sir!" Tom Price turned, towering. "It is fortunate for YOU
that I find my wife in this darned shebang.--Any female policeman
behind that door-girl? Doctor? Why, Doctor! Say, DOCTOR! Dr. Denbigh!
What in thunder are you laughing at?"

The doctor's sense of humor (a quality for which I must admit my dear
husband is not so distinguished as he is for some more important
traits) had got the better of him. He put his hands in his pockets,
threw back his handsome head, and then and there, in that sacred
feminine vestibule, he laughed as no woman could laugh if she tried.

In the teeth of the door-girl, the clerk, and the proprietress, in the
face of the chin lady and the poodle girl, I ran straight to Tom and
put my arms around his neck. At first I was afraid he was going to push
me off, but he thought better of it. Then I cried out upon him as a
woman will when she has had a good scare. "Oh, Tom! Tom! Tom! You dear
old precious Tom! I told you all about it. I wrote you a note about Dr.
Denbigh and--and everything. You don't mean to say you never found it?"

"Where the deuce did you leave it?" demanded Thomas Price.

"Why, I stuck it on your pin-cushion! I pinned it there. I pinned it
down with two safety-pins. I was very particular to."

"PIN-CUSHION!" exploded Tom. "A message--an important message--to a
MAN--on a PIN-cushion!"

Then, with that admirable self-possession which has been the secret of
Tom Price's success in life, he immediately recovered himself. "Next
time, Maria," he observed, with pitying gentleness, "pin it on the
hen-coop. Or, paste it on the haymow with the mucilage-brush. Or,
fasten it to the watering-trough in the square--anywhere I might run
across it.--Doctor! I beg your pardon, old fellow.--Now madam, if you
are allowed by law to get out of this blasted house I can't get into, I
will pay your bill, Maria, and take you to a respectable hotel. What's
that one we used to go to when we ran down to see Irving? I can't
think---Oh yes--'The Holy Family.'"

"Don't be blasphemous, Price, whatever else you are!" admonished the
doctor. He was choking with laughter.

"Perhaps it was 'The Whole Family,' Tom?" I suggested, meekly.

"Come to think of it," admitted Tom, "it must have been 'The Happy
Family.' Get your things on, Mysie, and we'll get out of this inhuman
place."

I held my head as high as I could when I came back through the lobby,
with a stout chambermaid carrying my suit-case. The clerk sniffed
audibly; the proprietress met me with a granite eye; the lady with the
three chins muttered something which I am convinced it would not have
added to my personal happiness to hear; but I thought the girl with the
lavender poodle watched me a little wistfully as I whirled away upon my
husband's big forgiving arm.

The doctor, who had really laughed until he cried, followed, wiping his
merry eyes. These glistened when on the sidewalk directly opposite the
hotel entrance we met Elizabeth Talbert, who had arranged, but in the
agitation of the morning I had entirely forgotten it, to come to see me
at that very hour.

So we fell into line, the doctor and Aunt Elizabeth, my husband and I,
on our way to take the cars for "The Happy Family," when suddenly Tom
clapped his hands to his pockets and announced that he had
forgotten--he must send a telegram. Coming away in such a hurry, he
must telegraph to the Works. Tom is an incurable telegrapher (I have
long cherished the conviction that he is the main support of the
Western Union Telegraph Company), and we all followed him to the
nearest office where he could get a wire.

Some one was before him at the window, a person holding a hesitant
pencil above a yellow blank. I believe I am not without self-possession
myself, partly natural, and partly acquired by living so long with Tom;
but it took all I ever had not to utter a womanish cry when the young
man turned his face and I saw that it was Harry Goward.

The boy's glance swept us all in. When it reached Aunt Elizabeth and
Dr. Denbigh he paled, whether with relief or regret I had my doubts at
that moment, and I have them still. An emotion of some species
possessed him so that he could not for the moment speak. Aunt Elizabeth
was the first to recover herself.

"Ah?" she cooed. "What a happy accident! Mr. Goward, allow me to
present you to my friend Dr. Denbigh."

The doctor bowed with a portentous gravity. It was almost the equal of
Harry's own.

After this satisfactory incident everybody fell back instinctively and
gave the command of the expedition to me. The boy anxiously yielded his
place at the telegraph window to Tom; in fact, I took the pains to
notice that Harry's telegram was not sent, or was deferred to a more
convenient season. I invited him to run over to "The Happy Family" with
us, and we all fell into rank again on the sidewalk, the boy not
without embarrassment. Of this I made it my first duty to relieve him.
We chatted of the weather and the theatre and hotels. When we had
walked a short distance, we met Charles Edward dawdling along over to
"The Sphinx" (however reluctantly) to call upon his precious elder
sister. So we paired off naturally: Aunt Elizabeth and the doctor in
front, Goward and I behind them, and Tom and Charles Edward bringing up
the rear.

My heart dropped when I saw what a family party air we had. I felt it
to my finger-tips, and I could see that the lad writhed under it. His
expression changed from misery to mutiny. I should not have been
surprised if he had made one plunge into the roaring current of
Broadway and sunk from sight forever. The thing that troubled me most
was the poor taste of it: as if the whole family had congregated in the
metropolis to capture that unhappy boy. For the first time I began to
feel some sympathy for him.

"Mr. Goward," I said, abruptly, in a voice too low even for Aunt
Elizabeth to hear, "nobody wishes to make you uncomfortable. We are not
here for any such purpose. I have something in my pocket to show you;
that is all. It will interest you, I am sure. As soon as we get to the
hotel, if you don't mind, I will tell you about it--or, in fact, will
give it to you. Count the rest out. They are not in the secret."

"I feel like a convict arrested by plainclothes men," complained Harry,
glancing before and behind.

"You won't," I said, "when you have talked to me five minutes."

"Sha'n't I?" he asked, dully. He said nothing more, and we pursued our
way to the hotel in silence. Elizabeth Talbert and Dr. Denbigh talked
enough to make up for us.

Aunt Elizabeth made herself so charming, so acutely charming, that I
heard the boy draw one quick, sharp breath. But his eyes followed her
more sullenly than tenderly, and when she clung to the doctor's arm
upon a muddy crossing the young man turned to me with a sad, whimsical
smile.

"It doesn't seem to make much difference--does it, Mrs. Price? She
treats us all alike."

There is the prettiest little writing-room in "The Happy Family," all
blue and mahogany and quiet. This place was deserted, and thither I
betook myself with Harry Goward, and there he began as soon as we were
alone:

"Well, what is it, Mrs. Price?"

"Nothing but this," I said, gently enough. "I have taken it upon myself
to solve a mystery that has caused a good deal of confusion in our
family."

Without warning I took the muddy letter from my pocket, and slid it
under his eyes upon the big blue blotter.

"I don't wish to be intrusive or strenuous," I pleaded, "none of us
wishes to be that. Nobody is here to call you to account, Mr. Goward,
but you see this letter. It was received at our house in the condition
in which you find it. Would you be so kind as to supply the missing
address? That is all I want of you."

The boy's complexion ran through the palette, and subsided from a dull
Indian-red to a sickly Nile-green. "Hasn't she ever read it?" he
demanded.

"Nobody has ever read it," I said. "Naturally--since it is not
addressed. This letter went fishing with Billy."

The young man took the letter and examined it in trembling silence.

Perhaps if Fate ever broke him on her wheel it was at that moment. His
destiny was still in his own hands, and so was the letter. Unaddressed,
it was his personal property. He could retain it if he chose, and the
family mystery would darken into deeper gloom than ever. I felt my
comfortable, commonplace heart beat rapidly.

Our silence had passed the point of discomfort, and was fast reaching
that of anguish, when the boy lifted his head manfully, dipped one of
"The Happy Family's" new pens into a stately ink-bottle, and rapidly
filled in the missing address upon the unfortunate letter. He handed it
to me without a word. My eyes blurred when I read:

"Personal. Miss Peggy Talbert, Eastridge. (Kindness of Miss Alice
Talbert.)"

"What shall I do with it?" I asked, controlling my agitation.

"Deliver it to her, if you please, as quickly as possible. I thought of
everything else. I never thought of this."

"Never thought of--"

"That she might not have got it."

"Now then, Mr. Goward," I ventured, still speaking very gently, "do you
mind telling me what you took that 5.40 train for?"

"Why, because I didn't get an answer from the letter!" exclaimed Harry,
raising his voice for the first time. "A man doesn't write a letter
such as that more than once in a lifetime. It was a very important
letter. I told her everything. I explained everything. I felt I ought
to have a hearing. If she wanted to throw me over (I don't deny she had
the right to) I would rather she had taken some other way than--than to
ignore such a letter. I waited for an answer to that letter until
quarter-past five. I just caught the 5.40 train and went to my aunt's
house, the one--you know my uncle died the other day--I have been there
ever since. By-the-way, Mrs. Price, if anything else comes up, and if
you have any messages for me, I shall be greatly obliged if you will
take my address."

He handed me his card with an up-town street and number, and I snapped
it into the inner pocket of my wallet.

"Do you think," demanded Harry Goward, outright, "that she will ever
forgive me, REALLY forgive me?"

"That is for you to find out," I answered, smiling comfortably; for I
could not possibly have Harry think that any of us--even an unpopular
elder sister--could be there to fling Peggy at the young man's head.
"That is between you and Peggy."

"When shall you get home with that letter?" demanded Harry.

"Ask my husband. At a guess, I should say tomorrow."

"Perhaps I had better wait until she has read the letter," mused the
boy. "Don't you think so, Mrs. Price?"

"I don't think anything about it. I will not take any responsibility
about it. I have got the letter officially addressed, and there my
errand ends."

"You see, I want to do the best thing," urged Harry Goward. "And so
much has happened since I wrote that letter--and when you come to think
that she has never read it--"

"I will mail it to her," I said, suddenly. "I will enclose it with a
line and get it off by special delivery this noon."

"It might not reach her," suggested Harry, pessimistically. "Everything
seems to go wrong in this affair."

"Would you prefer to send it yourself?" I asked.

Harry Goward shook his head.

"I would rather wait till she has read it. I feel, under the
circumstances, that I owe that to her."

Now, at that critical moment, a wide figure darkened the entrance of
the writing-room, and, plumping down solidly at another table, spread
out a fat, ring-laden hand and began to write a laborious letter. It
was the lady with the three chins. But the girl with the poodle did not
put in an appearance. I learned afterward that the dog rule of "The
Happy Family" admitted of no permits.

Harry Goward and I parted abruptly but pleasantly, and he earnestly
requested the privilege of being permitted to call upon me to-morrow
morning.

I mailed the letter to Peggy by special delivery, and just now I asked
Tom if he didn't think it was wise.

"I can tell you better, my dear, day after tomorrow," he replied. And
that was all I could get out of him.


"The Happy Family."--It is day after tomorrow, and Tom and I are going
to take the noon train home. Our purpose, or at least my purpose, to
this effect has been confirmed, if not created, by the following
circumstances:

Yesterday, a few hours after I had parted from Harry Goward in the blue
writing-room of "The Happy Family," Tom received from father a telegram
which ran like this:

"Off for Washington--that Gooch business. Shall take Peggy. Child needs
change. Will stop over from Colonial Express and lunch Happy Family.
Explicitly request no outsider present. Can't have appearance of false
position. Shall take her directly out of New York, after luncheon.
Cyrus Talbert."

Torn between filial duty and sisterly affection, I sat twirling this
telegram between my troubled fingers. Tom had dashed it there and blown
off somewhere, leaving me, as he usually does, to make my own
decisions. Should I tell Harry? Should I not tell Harry? Was it my
right? Was it not his due? I vibrated between these inexorable
questions, but, like the pendulum I was, I struck no answer anywhere. I
had half made up my mind to let matters take their own course. If
Goward should happen to call on me when Peggy, flying through New York
beneath her father's stalwart wing, alighted for the instant at "The
Happy Family"--was I to blame? Could _I_ be held responsible? It struck
me that I could not. On the other hand, father could not be more
determined than I that Peggy should not be put into the apparent
position of pursuing an irresolute, however repentant, lover. ... I was
still debating the question as conscientiously and philosophically as I
knew how, when the bell-boy brought me a note despatched by a district
messenger, and therefore constitutionally delayed upon the way.

The letter was from my little sister's fiance, and briefly said:

"My dear Mrs. Price,--I cannot tell you how I thank you for your
sisterly sympathy and womanly good sense. You have cleared away a lot
of fog out of my mind. I don't feel that I can wait an unnecessary hour
before I see Peggy. I should like to be with her as soon as the letter
is. If you will allow me to postpone my appointment with yourself, I
shall start for Eastridge by the first train I can catch to-day.

"Gratefully yours,

"Henry T. Goward."