XXV
There was a crowd following us, of course; and I sought to keep
Carpenter busy in conversation, to indicate that the crowd was not
wanted. But before we had gone half a block I felt some one touch me
on the arm, and heard a voice, saying, "I beg pardon, I'm a reporter
for the 'Evening Blare'."
Now, of course, I had known this must come; I had realized that I
would be getting myself in for it, if I went to join Carpenter that
morning. I had planned to warn him, to explain to him what our
newspapers are; but how could I have foreseen that he was going to
get into a riot before breakfast, and bring out the police reserves
and the police reporters?
"Excuse us," I said, coldly. "We have something urgent--"
"I just want to get something of this gentleman's speech--"
"We are on our way to the Labor Temple. If you will come there in a
couple of hours, we will give you an interview."
"But I must have a story for our first edition, that goes to press
before that."
I had Carpenter by the arm, and kept him firmly walking. I could not
get rid of the reporter, but I was resolved to get my warning
spoken, regardless of anything. Said I: "This is a matter extremely
urgent for you to understand, Mr. Carpenter. This young man
represents a newspaper, and anything you say to him will be read in
the course of a few hours by perhaps a hundred thousand people. If
it is found especially senational, the Continental Press may put it
on its wires, and it will go to several hundred papers all over the
country--"
"Twelve hundred and thirty-seven papers," corrected the young man.
"So you see, it is necessary that you should be careful what you
say--far more so than if you were speaking to a handful of Mexican
laborers or Jewish housewives."
Said Carpenter: "I don't understand what you mean. When I speak, I
speak the truth."
"Yes, of course," I replied--and meantime I was racking my poor wits
figuring out how to present this strange acquaintance of mine most
tactfully to the world. I knew the reporter would not tarry long; he
would grab a few sentences, and rush away to telephone them in.
"I'll tell you what I'm free to tell," I began. "This gentleman is a
healer, a man of very remarkable gifts. Mental healing, you
understand."
"I get you," said the reporter. "Some religion?"
"Mr. Carpenter teaches a new religion."
"I see. A sort of prophet! And where does he come from?"
I tried to evade. "He has just arrived--"
But the blood-hound of the press was not going to be evaded. "Where
do you come from, sir?" he demanded, of Carpenter.
To which Carpenter answered, promptly: "From God."
"From God? Er--oh, I see. From God! Most interesting! How long ago,
may I ask?"
"Yesterday."
"Oh! That is indeed extraordinary! And this mob that you've just
been addressing--did you use some kind of mind cure on them?"
I could see the story taking shape; the headlines flamed before my
mind's eye--streamer heads, all the way across the sheet, after the
fashion of our evening papers:
PROPHET FRESH FROM GOD QUELLS MOB
