4.
Arriving at the Albany, he found Freddie Rooke lying on his spine in
a deep arm-chair. His slippered feet were on the mantelpiece, and he
was restoring his wasted tissues with a strong whisky-and-soda. One
of the cigars which Parker, the valet, had stamped with the seal of
his approval was in the corner of his mouth. _The Sporting Times_,
with a perusal of which he had been soothing his fluttered nerves,
had fallen on the floor beside the chair. He had finished reading,
and was now gazing peacefully at the ceiling, his mind a perfect
blank. There was nothing the matter with Freddie.
"Hullo, old thing," he observed as Derek entered. "So you buzzed out
of the fiery furnace all right? I was wondering how you had got
along. How are you feeling? I'm not the man I was! These things get
the old system all stirred up! I'll do anything in reason to oblige
and help things along and all that, but to be called on at a moment's
notice to play Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego rolled into one,
without rehearsal or make-up, is a bit too thick! No, young
feller-me-lad! If theatre-fires are going to be the fashion this
season, the Last of the Rookes will sit quietly at home and play
solitaire. Mix yourself a drink of something, old man, or something
of that kind. By the way, your jolly old mater. All right? Not even
singed? Fine! Make a long arm and gather in a cigar."
And Freddie, having exerted himself to play the host in a suitable
manner, wedged himself more firmly into his chair and blew a cloud of
smoke.
Derek sat down. He lit a cigar, and stared silently at the fire. From
the mantelpiece Jill's photograph smiled down, but he did not look at
it. Presently his attitude began to weigh upon Freddie. Freddie had
had a trying evening. What he wanted just now was merry prattle, and
his friend did not seem disposed to contribute his share. He removed
his feet from the mantelpiece, and wriggled himself sideways, so that
he could see Derek's face. Its gloom touched him. Apart from his
admiration for Derek, he was a warm-hearted young man, and
sympathized with affliction when it presented itself to his notice.
"Something on your mind, old bean?" he enquired delicately.
Derek did not answer for a moment. Then he reflected that, little as
he esteemed the other's mentality, he and Freddie had known each
other a long time, and that it would be a relief to confide in some
one. And Freddie, moreover, was an old friend of Jill and the man who
had introduced him to her.
"Yes," he said.
"I'm listening, old top," said Freddie. "Release the film."
Derek drew at his cigar, and watched the smoke as it curled to the
ceiling.
"It's about Jill."
Freddie signified his interest by wriggling still further sideways.
"Jill, eh?"
"Freddie, she's so damned impulsive!"
Freddie nearly rolled out of his chair. This, he took it, was what
writing-chappies called a coincidence.
"Rummy you should say that," he ejaculated. "I was telling her
exactly the same thing myself only this evening." He hesitated. "I
fancy I can see what you're driving at, old thing. The watchword is
'What ho, the mater!' yes, no? You've begun to get a sort of idea
that if Jill doesn't watch her step, she's apt to sink pretty low in
the betting, what? I know exactly what you mean! You and I know all
right that Jill's a topper. But one can see that to your mater she
might seem a bit different. I mean to say, your jolly old mater only
judging by first impressions, and the meeting not having come off
quite as scheduled . . . I say, old man," he broke off, "fearfully
sorry and all that about that business. You know what I mean!
Wouldn't have had it happen for the world. I take it the mater was a
trifle peeved? Not to say perturbed and chagrined? I seemed to notice
at dinner."
"She was furious, of course. She did not refer to the matter when we
were alone together, but there was no need to. I knew what she was
thinking."
Derek threw away his cigar. Freddie noted this evidence of an
overwrought soul--the thing was only a quarter smoked, and it was a
dashed good brand, mark you--with concern.
"The whole thing," he conceded, "was a bit unfortunate."
Derek began to pace the room.
"Freddie!"
"On the spot, old man!"
"Something's got to be done!"
"Absolutely!" Freddie nodded solemnly. He had taken this matter
greatly to heart. Derek was his best friend, and he had always been
extremely fond of him. It hurt him to see things going wrong. "I'll
tell you what, old bean. Let me handle this binge for you."
"You?"
"Me! The Final Rooke!" He jumped up, and leaned against the
mantelpiece. "I'm the lad to do it. I've known Jill for years. She'll
listen to me. I'll talk to her like a Dutch uncle and make her
understand the general scheme of things. I'll take her out to tea
tomorrow and slang her in no uncertain voice! Leave the whole thing
to me, laddie!"
Derek considered.
"It might do some good," he said.
"Good?" said Freddie. "It's _it_, dear boy! It's a wheeze! You toddle
off to bed and have a good sleep. I'll fix the whole thing for you!"
